Samstorm's definitions

wagon wheel

to spin one's genitilia in a "wagon wheel" motion in order to entice onlookers.

This chick came back to my place last nite and so i gave her a wagon wheel. It worked strate up, i got lucky that nite, yo.

by samstorm December 5, 2004

Beehive boy

originated thousands of years ago from cavemen who derived pleasure from beehives by removing from trees and using them as an alternative to a woman/donkey/wooly mammoth.People in this century who partake in this hobby are known as "beehive boys" They are often very primitive and therefore can be recognised by extreme amounts of hair and a language that consists of deep grumbling noises.

"look at that kid over there humping a beehive. Going at it like a rabbit. What a beehive boy"

by samstorm December 7, 2004

Dance music

1) Music originating from america in the 1960's. Created for people to dance to, with a prominent bass line and clever loops and samples. The most innovative style of music around today, encouraging new and varied ideas to emerge into the mainstream only to be knocked out of the charts by some pansie pop group or boyband who's records are bought by young girls.
Note: Dance music is not pop music. People who think that this is the case have never heard real dance music. pathetic people who call themselves djs by producing a re-make with a heavy beat and female vocals do not produce dance music. they produce poor quality pop.

e.g. Fatboy slim, Fischerspooner, Cosmic gate, etc etc

by samstorm December 5, 2004

Soled

1)Alternative, street version of the Oxford English Definiton of "Solid" used to describe someone who is hard. Often used by chavs discussing the fight they had last night, or subsequent injuries.

1) Ahh m8, u is soled cuz u caned that mush innit
2) U can't be in my cru cuz u is not soled.innit do.
3) I is harda dan u. i wil kil u cuz i is soled.

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

do

Otherwise known in Olde Englishe as "though" (see pronounciation). Often used by young teenagers who think they are all that to conclude a sentence. Most commonly paired with the word innit to create a phrase meaning "I agree with you fully"

e.g.1:
Chav 1: "wow, dat chick is so hot."
Chav 2: "innit do"
e.g.2:
Chav 1: "ah no way mush, dat cop is on to me liftin these burberry hats
Chav 2: "innit do"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Mood Board

1) A collage or collation of images and text expressing a certain topic or subject, often used to generate ideas or for project work. Getting past the "mood board" stage of a project is often a big step for anyone who thinks they are soled
2) Metaphor used to describe lack of work, suggesting that very little work can obtain high marks just due to the fact that a "mood board" is being used.
3) An idiot's idea of hard work

1) I have a bunch of pictures that I've printed off the internet and stuck down. I have a mood board.
2)Don't worry I'll pass my course, I've done a mood board!
3)soled chav 1 - "Dnt wory sir, iv dun me mood bord so its safe, innit, no detention 4 me 2nite, yes boss, u knows, true dat safe.

by samstorm July 15, 2005