1 definition by Sammy N.

1. Of or relating to the European country known as the Czech Republic
2. Usually having something to do with beer and/or large amounts of sausage.
3. Anything that gets periodically invaded by Germany.
4. Having to do with the language which is a language that is mostly made up of consonants and phlegm.
5. Czech women are characterized by their size and overall hairiness.
Example one:
Czech woman: "Nìmecko , být pøíjemný zastavit pøepadnout náš kraj"
American man 1: "What did she say? Something about beer?"
American man 2: "I don't know, but she is large and I am scared."

Example 2:
Czech man: "Hladit lid pocínovat bìh do prdele ona"
Polish man: "I admit it, Polish people are an inferior race."
by Sammy N. March 27, 2008
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