Sam and Chris's definitions

Spanktervision

A peeping tom who lives out of his VW camper van and frequents local beaches/hot spots spanking his pud while scamming on chicks.

Why pay 20 bucks for a show at the local peep show when you can get spanktervision at Ocean Beach for free???

by Sam and Chris January 16, 2007

baby bird sex

When a girl gives you a blow job and you pull her head back, throw up in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her until she yacks all over your shit.

Man, I had baby bird sex last night in the bathroom at Dennys, it was awesome!!!!!

by Sam and Chris January 23, 2007

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007