2 definitions by Sam Cooksmith
The response of a clickmonkey loser to some website's clickbait link that made him or her enraged enough to click on it. When someone realizes that the clickbait was put there to make them angry and they don't rageclick on it, it makes that person less of a loser.
Friend 1: "What?! 5 ways to get a girl to have sex with you?! What is this misogynist bullcrap?!" *clicks the link*
Friend 2: "What are you reading?"
Friend 1: "Apparently some dumb list of dating advice that never works. And it's full of ads and even more clickbait."
Friend 2: "You rageclicked, didn't you?"
Friend 1: "...Yes."
Friend 2: "I would remember this for later to save you from rageclicking so you don't become a clickmonkey loser."
Friend 2: "What are you reading?"
Friend 1: "Apparently some dumb list of dating advice that never works. And it's full of ads and even more clickbait."
Friend 2: "You rageclicked, didn't you?"
Friend 1: "...Yes."
Friend 2: "I would remember this for later to save you from rageclicking so you don't become a clickmonkey loser."
by Sam Cooksmith June 7, 2016
A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.
"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."
by Sam Cooksmith May 4, 2016