71 definitions by SalvyZ

selfluenza

A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.

"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."

by SalvyZ September 12, 2018

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

inbredelity

the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner with a blood relative.

"Did you hear about Frank's inbredelity? He cheated on his wife with his 2nd cousin."

by SalvyZ September 12, 2018

cybertariat

a so-called 'knowledge worker' who is always virtually at work due to the way communication technologies blur the lines between the workplace and home.

"Like other cybertariats, I'm accustomed to compulsively checking my work email at all hours of the night."

by SalvyZ June 3, 2019

social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

by SalvyZ June 16, 2018

morasinine

A situation that it at once totally confusing and completely idiotic

"A large number of Darwin Award winners died in completely morasinine ways."

by SalvyZ June 26, 2019

fattire

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

by SalvyZ November 23, 2018