SalvyZ's definitions

typelord

Someone who feels a deep sense of mastery, pride, and arrogance over their next-level typing abilities.

"Every time we have a group project, Sarah insists on being the one to type up the final report; she's such a Typelord and can't resist showing off her 120 words per minute speed."

by SalvyZ August 16, 2023

agender

a list of gender-related items a gender-obsessed person tries to raise in all conversations.

"Sally doesn't have a hidden agender. She makes everything about gender!"

by SalvyZ November 26, 2018

isolationship

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.

“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”

by SalvyZ March 21, 2020

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

shamesmanship

the art of engaging in arguments on social media via various ploys and tactics intended to shame and humiliate opponents

“His shamesmanship on Facebook aimed to discredit others by implying they were stupid for holding their political beliefs.”

by SalvyZ January 15, 2020

somorrow

a feeling of deep distress caused by the anticipation of a disappointing or unfortunate tomorrow.

“Every Sunday night, when I think about going back to work Monday morning, I experience somorrow.”

by SalvyZ July 7, 2019

messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.

“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”

by SalvyZ June 6, 2019