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THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
by SalvatoreG March 31, 2006
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