2 definitions by SaltMcballs

Are the most gullible type of people. They have the strongest gay energy known to man, and won’t hesitate to grab any guy’s ass in public. If they ever offer you a hug, for the safety of your own wellbeing do NOT accept it, it’s a trap.
I heard that guy got Abdu-ed, should’ve seen it coming”
“I can’t believe he pulled an Abdu on me, my parents can’t look me in the eyes anymore”
by SaltMcballs February 12, 2020
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A common uncultured species of bananas. They're known for being extremely "smol" and normie like. They're true trollers and are a pure pain in the ass. Commonly found in a unwanted fruit pile in Walmart
Nico: Hazel this is a very painful and putrid banana, the Hades did you get it from
Hazel: A shit I think I got a BANA instead
Nico: WTF HAZEL, YOU CANT JUST RUIN A MAN'S APPETITE FOR BANANAS LIKE THAT
by SaltMcballs June 17, 2018
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