1 definition by Sal T Penuz

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.
by Sal T Penuz April 3, 2016
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