103 definitions by Saitama 777

Tommy Vercetti

Can't swim

Tommy Vercetti can't swim, Claude can't talk ,while CJ can't follow the damn train.

by Saitama 777 January 30, 2021

Jotaro

A man who loves dolphins.

Jotaro loves dolphins more than anything . He is a dolphinsexual.

by Saitama 777 February 23, 2021

Altmer

The Ultimate lifeform

Altmer are the Ultimate Lifeform because of their glorious golden skin, and breathtaking civilization. And they also managed to singlehandedly stop the Oblivion crisis and bring back the lost moons with their god-tier magic.

by Saitama 777 October 8, 2021

Go back to your country

The no.1 favorite sentence of racist american whites who hate immigrants.(mostly non whites)

Retarded white guy: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY YOU MEXICAN GHETTOBOY.
Ricardo: hey thats racist you fucking retard.

by Saitama 777 January 15, 2021

Alliance

The noob faction in World of Warcraft led by a king whose a little boy, and his pet dog.

The horde is the best faction in wow. The horde has Chad leaders. The alliance on the other hand is currently led by a high king whose actually a little boy who's always accompanied by his pet dog.

by Saitama 777 November 24, 2020

You're like a Brother to me

The worst thing than rejection a guy could ever get from his crush

Mike: I love you Luna
Luna: Aww you're soo sweet. I love you too. You're like a brother to me.
Mike: *emotional damage*

by Saitama 777 May 4, 2022

Reverse Werewolf

Unlike a werewolf which is a cursed human who becomes a wolf during full moon, a reverse werewolf is originally a normal wolf, but is cursed to turn into a human during the full moon night and return to their wolf form during the day. Just as werewolves lose their human mind and becomes savage in their beast form howling and growling, a reverse werewolf is intelligent, civilized and capable of human speech in their human form.

The white wolf in the woods just transformed into a human during full moon. It must be a reverse werewolf.

by Saitama 777 February 6, 2021