1 definition by Saint Jimmy [sweedish terrorist]
chavs are annoying little pricks who hang round in massive tribes. they invest in buying the stupidest fakest jewlry and when they take the female chavs to the cinema, if the plot is anything more intelectual than your plotless americain pie, the chav and his chavettes brain will explode.
ways to spot a chav:
-if you see a crappy old car, with mods which make it comically stupid looking, and blacked out windows, expect a chav to be behind the wheel.
- their trademarked cloths. no one could think to wear the stupid burberry caps and nike tracsuits as these chavs and townies.
- the way they walk. you see them 'bowlin' it down the high street, they remind me of apes (primative roots), or someone bending over to scoop up cash, after all they are complete pikeys
(it is hard to tell the difference between male and female chavs, so i tend to treat them all as the same gender. the only difference is that female chavs seem to be on their periods 24/7.)
older people, 17- 21 will be confronted by a tribe of chavs from time to time, who will either want to mug them, or give them money to buy some fags and booze (fags to make them look hard, booze to get them all drunk, 1 bottle will be plenty)
ways to spot a chav:
-if you see a crappy old car, with mods which make it comically stupid looking, and blacked out windows, expect a chav to be behind the wheel.
- their trademarked cloths. no one could think to wear the stupid burberry caps and nike tracsuits as these chavs and townies.
- the way they walk. you see them 'bowlin' it down the high street, they remind me of apes (primative roots), or someone bending over to scoop up cash, after all they are complete pikeys
(it is hard to tell the difference between male and female chavs, so i tend to treat them all as the same gender. the only difference is that female chavs seem to be on their periods 24/7.)
older people, 17- 21 will be confronted by a tribe of chavs from time to time, who will either want to mug them, or give them money to buy some fags and booze (fags to make them look hard, booze to get them all drunk, 1 bottle will be plenty)
world famous chavster big-boy 50 cent was bottled off at reading this year, serves him right to try and turn all the punk rockers there into chavs. i would like to go beat him up, but looking at his teeth,i think someone beat me to it
by Saint Jimmy [sweedish terrorist] January 11, 2005