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Spare (n.) Pertaining to the line of succession in a monarchy. The sibling of a future monarch; bitter backbencher who resents having to work for a living; shirks his duties to the public while demanding that the taxpayer support his lavish lifestyle; insists on using his birthright titles in a foreign country which doesn't recognize said titles; demands privacy from the great unwashed, but signs lucrative contracts with Hollywood brass; monetizes events that are over a quarter of a century old; Emotionally and intellectually stunted. History will remember him as a sad, bleak, self aggrandizing man, or alternatively, as a middling influencer shilling nutritional supplements.
The Duke of Irrelevance is a Spare—his Brother is a future King.
by Sad Spare November 1, 2022
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Spare (n.) Pertaining to the line of succession in a monarchy. The sibling of a future monarch; bitter backbencher who resents having to work for a living; shirks his duties to the public while demanding that the taxpayer support his lavish lifestyle; insists on using his birthright titles in a foreign country which doesn't recognize said titles; demands privacy from the great unwashed, but signs lucrative contracts with Hollywood brass; monetizes events that are over a quarter of a century old; Emotionally and intellectually stunted. History will remember him as a sad, bleak, self aggrandizing man, or alternatively, as a middling influencer shilling nutritional supplements.
The Duke of Irrelevance is a spare—his Brother is a future King.
by Sad Spare November 1, 2022
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