The capital of flyover country. Also the gay capital of the Midwest. St. Louis
has the most broken educational system in the Midwest, whereby the "good" schools are segregated
by sex, and the "bad" schools are not about
education so much as they
incarceration. The colleges in St. Louis
are completely overrated
and prepare students for a life of Midwest Mediocrity. Any college graduate with
an ounce of ambition
avoids St. Louis
like the plague.
is a very segregated
city - The North
side is for the brothers and sisters, the South side is for the "hoosiers," the West
side is for the privileged snobs and the East Side is where you go for strippers. People live in St. Louis because
the cost of living is dirt cheap. Most inhabitants of St. Louis have
given up on life and are completely out of shape. You will find a McDonald's every
two blocks, but a Subway once in a blue moon.
is as boring as any city in the Midwest. There is one block in Midtown that has two or three "hip" bars where young people go to pretend having a good time. The entire town
is obsessed with
baseball, so all fun-loving St. Louisans stay home every
night and watch
the baseball game. St. Louis
has many parks, but at any given time the park is inhabited by an abundance of promiscuous gay men.
is the ultimate
Joe: "Why are you moving to St. Louis?"
Bob: "I want to get fat, send my kid to an all-boys school
and stay home every
night watching TV!"