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2 definitions by SPL

 
1.
A nick-name given to someone who makes your decisions for you, shows up at your house univited, takes your dvd's without warning or giving them back and will fall in love with multiple girls a week.
Usually the first one to dig into the appetizers and the last to offer his cash when the bill comes.
Rubsi also has no problem diming you out, especially to a girl, but will get extremely emotional if you try the same on him.
Will also be spotted at times with a "showtime"
Rubsi: "what are you up to?"
Person 2: "Sitting at my house doing nothing."
Rubsi: "OK sounds good I am coming over to use your pool and take your Outside Providence dvd. I wprobably wont give it back either."
by SPL August 07, 2006
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2.
Gremlin originated from the smash box office hit “Gremlins” in 1984. Took new meaning when an individual known as JPL (22 years of age; part owner and manager of Shoppers Café, Waltham, MA.) was labeled for resembling the character in the movie. The true Gremlin comes out not at midnight, but after consuming at pint of Jack Daniels and hitting the ski slopes (Yinnngggggg yingg) for weekends at a time.

Gremlins are known to have an aggressive sexual record of sleeping with over 50 girls of all various sizes, ages, and at least one best friend’s sister (2002 MIAA D-1 Hockey State Finals after party 1:23am). White –top mountain ranges around the genital area although a common feature, is not mandatory for all Gremlin’s to have. Gremlins, although very crazy and seek trouble, do become the life of party and generate quality quotes for the next day when things are back to normal.
A true Gremlin will bang my future daughters best friend the day she turns 18. Thats the final goal of a Gremlin

by SPL August 07, 2006
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