1 definition by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.
Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)
by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 1, 2011
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