5 definitions by SPAM Can Campervan

Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Monosodium Glutamate

If you're searching this up on urban dictionary of all things, you already know what it means.

Person 1: "What's your favorite site?"

Person 2: "Monosodium Glutamate *wink-wink*"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 21, 2023

Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Homotexual

Gay, but from texas

"Alan doesn't even own a second gun, he's definitely a homotexual."

by SPAM Can Campervan April 14, 2023