2 definitions by SOONEIYT

Koi Karp

A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.

-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"

by SOONEIYT January 22, 2006

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 22, 2006