2 definitions by SMURGZ

Lachlan

Small penis.
Or a peasant boy who washes ass cracks in his spare time.

1. Damn, look my son, your daddy has a Lachlan.
2. He washed me good, he must be a Lachlan.

by SMURGZ February 22, 2020

Same Pussy Syndrome

The curious thoughts of men all over the globe. The thought of what it would be like to have sex with another lady. But merely just a thought.

Damn. Lachlan has same pussy syndrome. But he’d never do it.

by SMURGZ June 15, 2022