76 definitions by SMURF

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.
by SMURF August 18, 2004
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an adjective used to describe quality music or events.
That track is the mad note!
by SMURF June 10, 2004
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This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
by SMURF August 24, 2004
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Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.
Giant worms aren't fun.
by SMURF August 18, 2004
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Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.
by SMURF October 6, 2004
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Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!
by SMURF February 19, 2005
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most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.
like all golems immune to magic
by SMURF August 18, 2004
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