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The word Chicxulub was an insult in the Mesozoic Era. The asteroid that killed was called Chicxulub. Because the dinosaurs could not use the word shit (the word shit was only invented a few thousand years ago, where the dinosaurs lived a few hundred million years ago), the dinosaurs had to use the world Chixulub. Scientists argue wether this word was truly the first insult in history of earth, but they are not sure either.
Dinosaur 1: What is that glowing thing up there?
Dinosaur 2: What? Where?
Dinosaur 1: There! (points up)
Dinosaur 2: Oh Chicxulub!
by SKYNET853 December 29, 2022
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Sinus and Coitus are two very important functions in mathematics. The derivative (which gives the slope of a function at the point) of sinus is coitus. And the derivative of coitus is coitus interruptus, because you need to interrupt the function to measure its slope. Usually people will look at you really weird when you use those terms, because they are not used such high mathematics.
Person 1: Mathematics homeworks was really hard last night. The sinus and coitus excercises were kind of tricky, but coitus interruptus? Nah man. I went to sleep early and decided to finish coitus interruptus later
Person 2: wtf?
by SKYNET853 October 3, 2022
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When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023
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