A pseudo-celebrity at the Penny Arcade forums, specifically in the general chat Social Entropy ++ section. A constant target for ridicule due to his behavior and born loser type persona, it's quite difficult to tell if he is the real life version of George Costanza or a character actor. His superpowers include: Putting an entire soda can in his cavernous maw of a mouth, eating cold spaghetti O's out of the can, crying in the shower about how alone he is, pissing on the bathroom floor, and hooking up with sketchy females he finds on Craigslist.com
Even though I have no job, no life, no female companionship, and absolutely no personal hygein, at least I'm not as much of a pathetic creature as Borfase.
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