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4 definitions by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH

 
1.
A Lazy creature that is famous FOR OVERDRAWING ACCOUNTS AND SPEEDING. YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN ONE. IT WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINK ALL OF YOUR ROOT BEER. IT CAN BE FOUND SLEEPING THROUGHOUT 24.999999999 OF THE DAY AND THEN WHEN IT WAKES UP IT WON'T DECIDE TO SHOWER UNTIL .0000000000000000001 O' CLOCK AND THEN WILL WATCH TV FOR THE OTHER .0000000000000000000000001 OF THE DAY. VERY, VERY EASY TO TAKE CARE OF. JUST PROVIDE WITH A TV AND ROOT BEER AND YOU'RE SET.
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA bed YOU FUCKING TOOTEN!"
by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005
 
2.
ANOTHER SPELLING OF TOOTEN.
sEE, TOOTEN.
'LAZY CrOSS EYED MA FUCKIZ
by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005
 
3.
Another name for a TOOTEN.
See TOOTEN
"Fuckin ROOTEN, you potty fucker"
by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005
 
4.
Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.
"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"
by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005