1 definition by S. Sterl
PQ = extreme joy + ultimate bonding experience + bare butts
PQ > birthdays and Hannukah (maybe Christmas too)
PennCorp + PennAcle + PennArts < PQ
PQers = the bestest of friends
PQ > NSO
everyone else = secretly jealous of PQers
PQers ≠ egotistical, just inherently superior
parties with PQers > gatherings other people call parties
“let’s all be gay” < “let’s all get laid”
PQ = phantasmajoric*
phantasmagoric= any PennQuester’s LIFE at Penn,
therefore
PQ= LIFE
*used as it appears on thesaurus.com, as a synonym for “whimsical,” “dreamy,” or “fantastic,” although I suppose the dictionary definition (an optical illusion produced by a magic lantern or the like in which figures increase or diminish in size, pass into each other, dissolve, etc. ) sometimes applies as well
PQ > birthdays and Hannukah (maybe Christmas too)
PennCorp + PennAcle + PennArts < PQ
PQers = the bestest of friends
PQ > NSO
everyone else = secretly jealous of PQers
PQers ≠ egotistical, just inherently superior
parties with PQers > gatherings other people call parties
“let’s all be gay” < “let’s all get laid”
PQ = phantasmajoric*
phantasmagoric= any PennQuester’s LIFE at Penn,
therefore
PQ= LIFE
*used as it appears on thesaurus.com, as a synonym for “whimsical,” “dreamy,” or “fantastic,” although I suppose the dictionary definition (an optical illusion produced by a magic lantern or the like in which figures increase or diminish in size, pass into each other, dissolve, etc. ) sometimes applies as well
NSO:
"Who are all those smelly people that just walked in late?...Ew, I think one of them just hocked a loogie."
"Oh, it's some cult called PennQuest. I would stay away, I hear they poop anywhere."
"Who are all those smelly people that just walked in late?...Ew, I think one of them just hocked a loogie."
"Oh, it's some cult called PennQuest. I would stay away, I hear they poop anywhere."
by S. Sterl February 23, 2008