2 definitions by RyeDawg II
One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011
Hitchhiker:
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
by RyeDawg II September 21, 2009