3 definitions by Ryan TO

osmokis

The effect smoking marijuana can have on the intelligence of those around you. Via osmosis, other people can become stupid or silly after you smoke pot.

"You're having a lot of trouble getting your key in the lock, but I'm the one who smoked a dube. Must be osmokis."

by Ryan TO September 28, 2005

Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005

yawnference call

A telephone call during which both of your parents pick up telephone extensions, making it difficult to hear due to reduced sound quality and the constant bickering between them.

"I can't come over until nine o'clock. I have a yawnference call with my parents after dinner."

by Ryan TO September 28, 2005