6 definitions by Ryan K-Dogg

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Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species
Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 17, 2006

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Extremely oversized nipples, typically seen on overweight girls with orangutan titties
When I removed her bra, I was apalled to see that she had pancake nipples, so I improvized and poured maple syrup on them before sucking on them.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 17, 2006

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1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices
1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.
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1. Lips that are soaked in piss, either because the person in question drank piss or was pissed on by another person
2. The outer labia of the vagina
1. Hey, piss lips. I hope you liked that golden shower.
2. Excuse me, ma'am. May I caress your piss lips?
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Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.
Samantha told me her partner last night Jeff had an Operation dick that was terribly unsastisfying.
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A term used to describe a loose vagina, coined through the fact that the pussy lips hang apart from each other much in the same way as slices of roast beef
She wanted me to eat her out. When I pulled off her pants, I saw that she had roast beef slices. So I melted some cheddar in it and dug in.
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