Definitions by RuthlessGraveyards

Chris Hansen 

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

Chris Hansen by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009