RustyShackleford 's definitions

Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

ann coulter

An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!

Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by rustyshackleford September 15, 2007

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Uga duga

The loud clacking sound your impact driver makes as you drive your fastener down tight

You better only give that 1/4" bolt two uga dugas or you'll break that bitch off

by RustyShackleford May 13, 2020

Louis Farrakhan

the black equivalent of David Duke

Louis Farrakhan called Judaism a "gutter religion". He's just an asshole trying to rile up black people.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008