2 definitions by Rusty Trombosis

Male with a huge beer gut that protects his cock from the sun.
Gabriel "Look at Joe's cock verandah, that's impressive"
Gary "When's the last time you think he's seen his dick"
Gabriel " Wow not since 1992"
by Rusty Trombosis March 24, 2021
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The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.
"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022
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