Blow My Ass Off.
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus
Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower
section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health
may not be successful. On a postive note, you will
be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!