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homophrenia

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.
Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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frup

Contraction of "fruit rollup". A yoga-like position in which one commits auto-fellatio.
He became a paraplegic after unsuccessfully attempting a frup.
by Russell Clark September 24, 2003
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Dimbulbia

The mythical land from which all dim bulbs secretly originate.
Deep in the heart of Dimbulbia, thought of mind spreads much slower than word of mouth.
by Russell Clark October 30, 2003
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Boskop

A species of the genus Homo native to the Boskop region of South Africa between 10,000 and 30,000 B.C., averaging between 5.0 and 6.0 feet in height and boasting of an average cranial capacity of 1500-1800 cubic centimeters versus the more modest average of 1250-1500 cc for modern homo sapiens.
Boskop man exhibited a high cranial-to-facial ratio approaching 5-to-1 versus the modern ratio of 3-to-1. Consequently Boskop man exhibited a high degree of neotony with a cranial-to-facial ratio more appropriate to that of a two to three-year-old homo sapiens child.

The Boskop people are to many archaeologists inexplicable because no evidence remains of the factors that must have been present in their environment which over time selected for the appearance of out-sized brains. The Boskop were, according to Loren Eiseley, both negroid and neotonous in appearance and may well represent the highest level yet achieved in the evolutionary development of the genus homo.
by Russell Clark March 15, 2008
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hedgling

A naive though usually amiable person who always tailors his or her opinions, tastes or behavior to suit the prevailing social group of the moment. A person whose social tendencies range from chameleon-like approval seeker to unwittingly disingenous. A person with a weak or poorly defined sense of self.
The youngest of the mayorial candidates was a real hedgling, seeming not to realize he had changed his stand on the issues after each interview.
by Russell Clark May 14, 2006
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South California

Any bogus place of origin. A term connoting personal or group suspicion about someone's stated place of origin.
Once Jill got Miss "big noise" out of the limelight and talked to her off to the side. . . turned out the lil hobag had crashed the party. Yeah, I asked her where she was from and she said, "South California" hehe!
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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unbefugly

Unbelievably fucking ugly
He was too drunk to realize she was unbefugly
by Russell Clark April 21, 2003
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