A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.
I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.