Running out of patience's definitions

licorice stick

A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."

My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.

by Running out of patience January 20, 2008

foot tapper

This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.

Senator Larry Craig is a foot tapper. Many other republican foot tappers have not been caught YET.

by running out of patience April 26, 2009

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007

i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

by running out of patience May 6, 2008

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!

I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.

by running out of patience January 6, 2008