Running out of patience's definitions

struggle buggle

When a young woman grinds her genitilia into an inanimate object to stimulate herself to orgasm. Known to take hours and cause the subject to become quite sweaty.

"That lazy girl, hasn't left her room in days. Ever since that those darkies moved into the neighborhood all she does is struggle buggle."

by Running out of patience January 13, 2007

kobe'd

To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.

"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."

by Running out of patience August 14, 2008

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

licorice stick

A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."

My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.

by Running out of patience January 20, 2008

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.

"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.

"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008