Running out of patience's definitions

republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.

"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."

by Running out of patience July 6, 2008

explore her fathoms

Really sticking the wiener in deeply with a young virgin, who hasn't had her depths explored before.

Man! I want to explore her fathoms!!

by Running out of patience January 5, 2008

soothing

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.

"Look at you. You've got a soothing."

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

autopicker

Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.

Look at that loser in the Cadillac, savoring his morsels. Look at all of the autopickers.

by running out of patience March 30, 2009

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.

"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."

by Running out of patience June 20, 2008