Running out of patience's definitions

tea bag

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.

Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.

by Running out of patience December 20, 2008

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.

"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.

I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.

by running out of patience February 14, 2008

wite wimmen

These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.

"Where are the wite wimmen at?"

by running out of patience April 29, 2008

team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

by running out of patience February 16, 2008