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jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.
"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."
by running out of patience April 5, 2008
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tea bag

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.
Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.
by Running out of patience December 20, 2008
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uniformed panty raid

These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."
by running out of patience April 8, 2008
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valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
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wite wimmen

These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.
"Where are the wite wimmen at?"
by running out of patience April 29, 2008
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hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."
"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.
by running out of patience February 16, 2008
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rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.
"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."
by Running out of patience June 20, 2008
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