9 definitions by Rumplenutz
by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017
A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!
by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021
In fantasy football a SlobFather is someone who can’t be beat. They draft exquisitely, the get the better of all trades and are masters of the waiver wire.
by Rumplenutz September 20, 2021
I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.
by Rumplenutz January 10, 2017
When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019
I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 2, 2018
by Rumplenutz September 2, 2018