2 definitions by RudePill

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.
Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!
by RudePill April 24, 2017
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The nasty act of wringing your dick out after you've gone full desert toad.
Bear: He's been in the shower for ages
Pill: Aww shiet, he's gone full cane chode
by RudePill April 24, 2017
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