While listening to your Ipod naked, the cord becomes wrapped up on the underside of your penis, creating a puppetlike effect when moved up and down.
that's one funky puppet
While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.
yo man i lunch puncher that fag today
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