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When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.
I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!
by Rotten Turkey July 30, 2022
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Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by Rotten Turkey May 7, 2021
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A 32 bit home video hame console released in 1995 in North America and Europe. It shits on PlayStation and the Nintendo 64 everyday of the week.
Sega Saturn is the best console by Sega.
by Rotten Turkey August 31, 2022
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How a nincompoop would spell the word "nincompoop"
Person 1: You are a complete and utter nincumpoop

Person 2: Says the person who can't spell Nincompoop correctly, therefore you're the nincompoop yourself.

Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhhhh 🤯
by Rotten Turkey June 12, 2022
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Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by Rotten Turkey May 25, 2022
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A dickbag move where scammers pretend to be your bank and e-mailing you a link saying that your account has been locked or there is a large money transfer. They do this to get someone to log into their account in order for the scammers to retain one's personal details.
Phishing is a scumbag move and people who think it is right to steak other's personal information for their own personal gain should jump off a bridge
by Rotten Turkey December 5, 2022
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A misunderstood medical condition where one has a chronic deficiency in a neurotransmitter called dopamine which is a brain chemical which helps one to become more motivated and complete tasks easier, hence why individuals suffering from ADHD may take longer to do certain tasks such as school work, but that does not mean that they can't get it done. People with ADHD may present signs of low confidence which is also to do with deficiency of dopamine as dopamine provides the feeling of reward after completing a difficult task. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for ADHD, however there are different methods of treating the conditions such as CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy), but it's probably better to take stimulant meds to increase the quantities of dopamine in the brain. Research shows that stimulant meds are effective in 70%-80% of patients with moderate or severe ADHD.
If you or a your child presents signs of ADHD, consult GP so they can refer the patient to a psychiatrist if they are certain one is showing signs of the condition.
by Rotten Turkey July 7, 2021
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