553 definitions by Rotten Turkey

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.

Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*

by Rotten Turkey December 15, 2022

Fall Out Boy

NSYNC of Pop Punk. Absolutely horrendous to say the least. They use like the same 3 power chords for each of their songs and they're a bunch of woketards who wasted $100,000 on an organisation who committed fraud by buying a $6 million dollar mansion.

Person 1:Watcha doin'?
Person 2: Listening To Fall Out Boy
Person 1: Wow dude, that's kinda gay

by Rotten Turkey March 15, 2023

Killswitch Engage

Fuckin brilliant metal band with aggressive vocals, heavily distorted guitar riffs and pinch harmonics. They're my favourite melodic metalcore band.

Killswitch Engage rules and that cannot be argued against.

by Rotten Turkey March 9, 2023

Hate Speech

Language used to offend a particular demographic e.g LGBT, ethnic minorities or religious groups.

Y'all think hate speech is free speech right? You're right and wrong. It indeed is free speech, but what you say will potentially lead to you facing ramifications. Don't abuse the right to free speech to be hostile.

by Rotten Turkey August 22, 2022

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

by Rotten Turkey June 14, 2021

Kink shaming

When one uses one's fetishes to make them out to be a bad person or belittle them because of something they like to do in bed or in their private time.

Person 1: I have a foot fetish
Person 2: Ummmmmmmm

Person1: Are you kink shaming me?
Person 2: Noooo I'm totally not kink shaming you for having such a weird fetish. 🤥

by Rotten Turkey June 27, 2021

Superman Is Dead

Indonesian Green Day on crack.

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk

by Rotten Turkey July 23, 2023