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The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 6, 2003
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To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.
She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.
by Rosie July 27, 2004
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A show based on daily lifestyles and teen issues. Usually has a lesson after each episode. It's a very addicting show once you watch a few episodes. I think the fans of Degrassi are so into it because they can relate to one of the characters on the show. Everyone on the show has their differnt personalities anyway and that's what I love about it!
Oh my god!! Did you see that Degrassi commercial!? Ellie and Sean are gonna go out!! OMG!! ^_^
by Rosie December 30, 2004
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A PLAYFUL YET EFFECTIVE WAY TO NON CHAULANTLY Suggest that a certain someone is A humpa of ass based on the fact that they appear to have and be completely obscessed with the gluteous maximus(ASS)!
That dude has got to be a booty bumpa, all he talks about is ass!
by Rosie November 15, 2003
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that guy has some nice abs!
by Rosie April 1, 2005
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The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.
To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.
by Rosie September 11, 2004
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the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.
"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"
by Rosie December 10, 2003
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