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1 definition by Roscö Waffles

Poot-zer One who is oblivious to their surroundings and their applicable task at hand.

Poot-zer Someone who excretes an odd smell resembling that which is know as fungi , leading others to believe showering is not an option.
Damn , she smells like a pootzer.

The pootzer fucked it up again.
by Roscö Waffles March 16, 2007