20 definitions by Roobeer
Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much
by Roobeer April 26, 2022
A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 8, 2020
A crustaceous rock lobster with very large talons that were meant for pinching underwater tube steaks smothered in waterproof underwear
I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry
by Roobeer November 8, 2020
Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper
On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again
by Roobeer September 27, 2020
Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.
by Roobeer March 28, 2020
A ginger snap twink with a hairy
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
dink who has removed his ribs in order to stretch to and fro like an accordian so he can suck his own cock
by Roobeer March 13, 2020