2 definitions by Ronald McFondle

Top Definition
A condition which leaves one unable to move from ingesting unhealthy amounts of greasy or heavy food.
"Hey man you wanna go play some street hockey?"

"Nah man, can't. I'm nachopalegic from three Big Macs and a Toblerone."
by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009
Uncontrollable farting fits.
"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"

"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."

"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"

"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."
by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

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