Ron Jeremy's definitions

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

queep

a release of gas from the female genitalia, similar to a fart, but coming out of the vagina. A vaginal fart.

Dude, did she just fart?
No man, I think that was a queep.

by ron jeremy January 19, 2005

Slagged

Slang that orginated from the show "Batman Beyond" to mean exhausted.

Fuck all this homework man I'm slagged

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

nipplelick

Licking nipples, OF COURSE.

DER!!! WHAT R U FIK OR SUMAT???

Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson a nipplelick.

by Ron Jeremy June 16, 2003

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.

We gave her the octopus until she passed out.

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005

waterfall paul

STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.

Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005