Ron Jeremy's definitions

queep

a release of gas from the female genitalia, similar to a fart, but coming out of the vagina. A vaginal fart.

Dude, did she just fart?
No man, I think that was a queep.

by ron jeremy January 19, 2005

nipplelick

Licking nipples, OF COURSE.

DER!!! WHAT R U FIK OR SUMAT???

Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson a nipplelick.

by Ron Jeremy June 16, 2003

Slagged

Slang that orginated from the show "Batman Beyond" to mean exhausted.

Fuck all this homework man I'm slagged

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

impulse

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

by Ron Jeremy September 3, 2003

fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is when a porn star is getting fluffed by a fluffer, gets to excited, and busts a nut before he's ready for the main act.

I was going to bang that chick, but I fluffernutted into the other.

by Ron Jeremy May 14, 2003

waterfall paul

STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.

Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004