2 definitions by Roger Wart
From South Philadelphia, reference to those uncircumcized, somewhat irregular cock shapes in that part of Philadelphia. Most Philipeni are never upgraded to near mediocre, are never smelling good, should be cut off and sown to one's forehead so the term "Philipenisunicorn" means something more than it already does.
"Your penis has lumps, is swollen from abuse, drips with pus, is so twisted it could be a pretzel, and with that too-tight foreskin, you definitely have a Philipenis
by Roger Wart April 15, 2005
A shreeker: a male, just impaled by another male's swollen and hard penis, let's out a scream or cry, like "EEEyahoooo...YIKKKKKKES" and usually follows the withdrawl of the penis with a gigantic and violent fart.
"I knew he was load as I'd fucked him before but DAMN, MAN, he's a shreeker...and WOW what a smell from the finale!!"
by Roger Wart April 25, 2005