Rodney Basil's definitions

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

Al-gebra

Organization dedicated to the teaching of math to students all over the world.

The man was arrested and questioned because he was a suspected member of Al-gebra.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

emtarkanderundersgunderson

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003