Rodney's definitions

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003

sloppy sea slug

Sloppy sea slug; The act of covering your cock in socks left in cum filled gloves that have been kept in a bucket of piss for the past two weeks.

Garry and I are planning a sloppy sea slug, want to help out?

by Rodney November 28, 2015

whazz

it is a kind of piss which is fast and hurts abit.

damn i need a whazz
shit he whazzed himselff
im the whazz meister

by rodney May 13, 2005

boobaloobs

the lumps of joy attached to chests of the female species, sometimes fat guys

damn she has some fine boobaloobs
OH MY FUCKING GOD hes so fat he has boobaloobs

by rodney May 13, 2005

Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 5, 2005

Sallyport Syncope

When a person in police custody suddenly loses consciousness, usually after booking and while in the sallyport for the night. The "patient" rarely has any legitimate medical condition.

Sallyport Syncope may also include complaints of chest pain, difficulty breathing,abdominal pain, headache, suicidal ideation,weakness, dizzyness, nausea.

Condition can affect anyone under arrest, but most commonly strikes the scrote population.

" Another scrote is having sallyport syncope and wants to spend a few hours in the Emergency Department"

by Rodney May 1, 2004