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2 definitions by Rod Swain

When water splashes up from the toilet onto one's sphincter as a result of a turd dropping into the bowl while taking a dump.
"Dude, I got some serious plinkage on that last dump...my ass is all wet."
by Rod Swain April 05, 2006
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When one takes a crap and upon wiping his ass realizes his sphincter is completely clean...much like the evangelical Christian minister.
"I wasted toilet paper today in the stall man...cause it was a Pat Robinson."
by Rod Swain April 05, 2006
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