2 definitions by Rocky Feather Toes

When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)
Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!
by Rocky Feather Toes April 25, 2023
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A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side
Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow
by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017
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