Robyo's definitions

Tortilla Chip

1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.

2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).

~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!

~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!

by RobYo March 28, 2009

glendale galleria

Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.

Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."

by RobYo June 19, 2008

T-Dot

Pronounced T-DOT (tee-dot). This is a shortening of the abbreviation of T.O. which is already short for Toronto. The locals decided that T.O. was too much to remember (or too hard to pronounce) so it became T. because saying just the letter T doesn't work. The locals that came up with this BS have have a low I.Q. because they reduced their big city to a letter and a period while showing how stupid they are at all the same time.

"We beeez 'illin in da T-Dot!"
-"I juz can't remember the entire name of Toronto so I sez T-Dot!"
-"What kind of retard came up with T-Dot?"
-"We peeps in the T-Dot can abbreviate our city because we thinks we are just as good as NYC and LA"
-"Bro, don't EVER say T-Dot because you sound ignorant and stupid. Next time you say that in front of me, I will slap you!"
-"Yo! I wanted at first to call the T-Dot just T but I just found out that peeps it get mixed up with AT&T. WTF is AT&T?"

by RobYo April 30, 2008

O.C.

This is an abbreviation for Orange County. I personally have never heard of the abbreviation since they came up with that stupid TV show the O.C. I guess people think they are cool when they say O.C. instead of saying Orange County. Notable destinations are Disneyland, and Knotts Berry Farm.

Dude, lets go to the O.C. and go to Disneyland!

by RobYo April 29, 2008

full doc

Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.

Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!

Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!

by RobYo June 19, 2008

solofuck

The strange ability to bend his own cock into his own asshole.

Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!

I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

Red Wipe

This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.

Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.

by RobYo November 9, 2009