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Definitions by Robyo

Armo Stare 

The constant staring of a typical male Armenian in Glendale, Ca. For some reason they stare at you like you are an alien or something. I am guessing that their parents never taught them that it was rude.
Frank- I went to the carwash yesterday.

Julie- Did they give you the Armo Stare?

Frank- Yes. They stared at me like I was naked.
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~Pedro- I went to the Starbucks in Glendale.

~Juan- Those Armos like the Armo Stare!

~Pedro- They think we are blind and don't notice them staring!
Armo Stare by RobYo December 16, 2009

Red Wipe 

This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.

Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!

Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
Red Wipe by RobYo November 9, 2009

armenian pride 

This BS "gang" that armenians in Glendale, Ca like to refrence so they can act hard. I find it amusing that they dress like Mexican gangmembers and say "AP!" like its a threat or something.
Ara bro, don't worry, we will have AP come kick his ass.

Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.

Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.
armenian pride by RobYo November 9, 2009

Tortilla Chip

1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.

2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!

~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
Tortilla Chip by RobYo March 28, 2009
The ability to insert his penis in his asshole.
Guy1- Dude, I nearly had solosex last night!
Guy2- What happened?
Guy1- I got the head in!
Guy2- So close but yet soo far.
Solosex by RobYo October 16, 2008

trashmaster

A trash collector truck in the popular video game GTA IV.
Dude, I just jacked this trashmaster and ran over all these people!
trashmaster by RobYo June 19, 2008

switch gears 

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!
My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.
switch gears by RobYo June 19, 2008