Robyo's definitions
This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the Red Wipemug. Instead of the logical definition of I.E. (which is a Latin translation of "That is"), some people decided it would be a great idea to abbreviate the Inland Empire and make it sound cool.
This area is located 37 miles inland in Southern California and has a desert like climate: either very hot or very cold. I don't know of any reason why anyone would want to go there.
There is nothing cool about and it appears to be getting worse. Recently, anyone that can't afford living in Los Angeles moved out to the Inland Empire which includes illegal aliens, and gang members.
Personally, when I hear I.E., I think of Internet Explorer and anyone that uses it to define the Inland Empire has an IQ of 10.
This area is located 37 miles inland in Southern California and has a desert like climate: either very hot or very cold. I don't know of any reason why anyone would want to go there.
There is nothing cool about and it appears to be getting worse. Recently, anyone that can't afford living in Los Angeles moved out to the Inland Empire which includes illegal aliens, and gang members.
Personally, when I hear I.E., I think of Internet Explorer and anyone that uses it to define the Inland Empire has an IQ of 10.
Dude, lets go to the I.E and kick it with the cholos and essays.
Lets buy a house in the I.E. and grow some corn in our back yard like the ranch we had in Mexico.
Lets buy a house in the I.E. and grow some corn in our back yard like the ranch we had in Mexico.
by RobYo April 29, 2008
Get the I.E.mug. 1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chipmug. Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.
Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the full docmug. Noun. The Glendale Galleria is a mall in the city of Glendale, CA that is owned by General Growth Properties. It is a big mall, but lacks the prestige of other malls like South Coast Plaza, or the Beverly Center. The Glendale Galleria is dated, depressing and needs renovations. Only locals that are blindly proud of their city (or don't know any better) like this mall. They have a small Nordstrom's, a shitty Macy's, and an Oakley store that is noteworthy.
Ara, bro, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some tracksuits.
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
Armen, lets go to the Glendale Galleria and get some cologne. My Drakkar is getting low. I wish they would sell it in bulk at Costco.
Girl: "Wow, I got stuck in an elevator at the Glendale Galleria and nearly barfed because of the smell of B.O."
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the glendale galleria mug. A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!
There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the Nantucketmug. This BS "gang" that armenians in Glendale, Ca like to refrence so they can act hard. I find it amusing that they dress like Mexican gangmembers and say "AP!" like its a threat or something.
Ara bro, don't worry, we will have AP come kick his ass.
Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.
Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.
Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.
Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the armenian pridemug.