Robyo's definitions
1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chipmug. The ability of a man that can suck his own cock. Typically this involves vast flexibility and/or a long cock.
Guy1 I finally was able to solosuck!
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!
I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.
Guy2 Did you cum in your mouth?
Guy1 No. This was the first time!
I was able to solosuck and I got cramps and I have never been able to do it since.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solosuckmug. by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the trashmastermug. Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.
2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.
2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!
My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.
Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.
Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the switch gearsmug. This is the result of too many wipings of your ass in one day. What happens is your asshole get irritated and eventually bloody. The result is your asshole is burning all the time, and each time you wipe, its a mix of blood and shit.
Bidets help with that.
Bidets help with that.
Shaniqua- "OMFG, I just got a red wipe!"
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
La Shonda- "Girllllllllll you need to wet that cloth before you wipe!" Make sure you wipe from clean to dirty!
Shaniqua- Whaaat?
La Shonda- From Poontang to asshole silly!
Johnny "Ohshit, I had a red wipe! There there was poo and blood on the TP!".
Boyfriend- You know whats the best thing for that? Saliva. Wink Wink. =) I specialize with this.
by RobYo November 9, 2009
Get the Red Wipemug. Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!
I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the solofuckmug. Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.
Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
by RobYo June 19, 2008
Get the full docmug.