Mortgage term for the act of people using all documentation (Tax returns, W2s etc.), to fully qualify for a loan.
Guy1 Can you go full doc for this loan?
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
Guy2 No way Jose! I need to go stated income!
Wow that guy is rich! He can easily qualify with Full Docs!
by RobYo June 19, 2008
1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
The word is short for PREGNANT. This is probably the most HORRIBLE way you can attempt to make the word "pregnant" sound cute.
If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).
If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).
Guy 1 -"Dude, my girl is preggers"
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
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Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
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Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"
by RobYo April 30, 2008
This is an abbreviation for Orange County. I personally have never heard of the abbreviation since they came up with that stupid TV show the O.C. I guess people think they are cool when they say O.C. instead of saying Orange County. Notable destinations are Disneyland, and Knotts Berry Farm.
by RobYo April 29, 2008
A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.
Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
by RobYo June 19, 2008
A medical procedure in where a pregnant girl is cut from her poontang to her asshole to accomodate the child.
Girl- "I have news! I am preggers!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl- "I have a tigh poon so they are going to do a Episiotomy"
Gay guy "Whats that my dear?
Girl- "They are going to cut me from my cooch to my asshole!"
Gay guy "Dear Jesus. What happens when you shit? Do you get shit in your cooch??"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that"
Gay guy "Can they make my asshole bigger?"
Girl- "I will have to get back to you on that also."
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Girl 2 "Is this episiotomy going to help me shit better or let me accomodate donkeys?"
Doctor "I can arrange it so that you can do both at the same time. I will check to see if your insurance covers it."
by RobYo April 30, 2008
Pronounced T-DOT (tee-dot). This is a shortening of the abbreviation of T.O. which is already short for Toronto. The locals decided that T.O. was too much to remember (or too hard to pronounce) so it became T. because saying just the letter T doesn't work. The locals that came up with this BS have have a low I.Q. because they reduced their big city to a letter and a period while showing how stupid they are at all the same time.
"We beeez 'illin in da T-Dot!"
-"I juz can't remember the entire name of Toronto so I sez T-Dot!"
-"What kind of retard came up with T-Dot?"
-"We peeps in the T-Dot can abbreviate our city because we thinks we are just as good as NYC and LA"
-"Bro, don't EVER say T-Dot because you sound ignorant and stupid. Next time you say that in front of me, I will slap you!"
-"Yo! I wanted at first to call the T-Dot just T but I just found out that peeps it get mixed up with AT&T. WTF is AT&T?"
-"I juz can't remember the entire name of Toronto so I sez T-Dot!"
-"What kind of retard came up with T-Dot?"
-"We peeps in the T-Dot can abbreviate our city because we thinks we are just as good as NYC and LA"
-"Bro, don't EVER say T-Dot because you sound ignorant and stupid. Next time you say that in front of me, I will slap you!"
-"Yo! I wanted at first to call the T-Dot just T but I just found out that peeps it get mixed up with AT&T. WTF is AT&T?"
by RobYo April 30, 2008