2 definitions by Robson Green
The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"
Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching
by Robson Green July 9, 2004
A member of the opposite sex, spotted from a distance, who appears to be extrememly attractive only to become more hideously ugly the closer one approaches.
by Robson Green July 8, 2004